Udang Masak Cabai Lagi

Sapa lapar? Jom kita pi masak nasik.. Lauk dah hidang ni.. Udang masak cabai.. Walla.. Apa ke hal asyik menu yang sama ni.. Ni adalah udang Mr. Fedex.. Upah suruh angkat almari... Hehe.. Mr. Fedex seorang je boleh makan.. Sapa tumpang kang, Mak Mus marah.. Huh.. Kedekuts.. Takmo kawan.. Eleh.. Mus dah makan la.. Tak heran.. Hiahhh.. Ayat berlagak dituju khas untuk Mr. Fedex.. Huhu.. Mr. Fedex suka masak cabai sambal-sambal gini.. Makan nasi laju jer.. Seronok tengok.. Sedap tak Mr. Fedex kesayangan hamba? Larikkkkk..

Eh.. Petang ni kan, Mus ada nak pi kenduri tunang kawan Mr. Fedex.. Macam pelik pun ada.. Pukul 5.30pm start.. Depa buat kat dewan.. Heranla.. Bertunang pun dah ala-ala kenduri kawen.. Baik kawen terus.. Huhu.. Apa salah kalu sedikit tapi meriah.. Tapi ini mesti orang nan ada-ada kan? Rezeki masing-masing.. Hehe.. Nak makan nasi kenduri.. Sedapnya nasi kenduri.. Walalala.. Sapa nak ikot? Huhu.. Takleh.. Mus nak pi berdua jer.. Eeeee.. Gatai.. Selamat berhujung minggu kawan-kawan.. Esok Mus shutdown.. Jangan jeles! Dituju khas untuk tatapan Cik Kema.. Hua.. Hua..

4 Biji Kek Coklat

Pagi kengkawan.. Hiksss.. Tajuk tak tahan, 4 biji.. Tapi gambar ada 3 biji jer.. Sebiji lagi dah selamat potong pun serta selamat juga masuk perut.. Hiksss.. Benaqnya kek ni buat pada hari Ahad lepas.. Walla.. Dah nak seminggu ok.. Tuh.. Anak siapa yang pemalas ni? 4 biji untuk 4 rumah yang berlainan tuan.. Meh nak citer.. Sebiji yang pertama untuk rumah Mus.. Ini wajib ni.. Kang Mak Mus komplen tak bakar kat dia, asyik bagi dia bau saja.. Heh.. Sori eh Mak ku sayang.. Sebiji yang ke-2 pulak untuk rumah Mr. Fedex.. Mr. Fedex dah ada suara-suara kata dah lama tak makan masakan Mus.. Huhu.. Sebuk ngan bunga telur kenduri bagai nih.. Sebiji yang ke-3 pulak untuk rumah Auntie Mr. Fedex.. Ahad tuh adalah hari bertunang sepupu Mr. Fedex.. Benaqnya Mus ada buat hantaran juga tapi tak sempat snap la due to keadaan yang tak mengizinkan.. Hishhh.. Sedih! Dan sebiji yang ke-4 yakni yang terakhir adalah untuk rumah kawan Mr. Fedex, Jaginder Ali.. Nama macam artis Bollywood.. Hiksss.. Ali buat kenduri masuk rumah Ahad tuh juga.. Ahad lepas penuh dengan kenduri.. Penat.. Tengah hari kami pi rumah Auntie Mr. Fedex.. Then lewat petang baru menapak ke rumah Ali.. Yang siap potong wrap dalam container kuning tu adalah untuk rumah Auntie dan rumah Ali.. Yang untuk makan rumah masing-masing juga Mus potong siap2 masuk tupperware tutup letak dalam fridge.. Tak potong kalu jangan harapla depa nak makan.. Kalu dah siap potong, sumer rajin je nak makan.. Nak kena rotan ok.. Mus bakar semua ni hari Sabtu.. Sesambil selang-selang pergi kelas menjahit bagai.. Huh.. Penat! Tak terkata tapi berbaloi la kalu Mus boleh buat semua hepi.. Hihi.. Pas ni nak bakar apa pulak tatau.. Hehe..

Kek Oren

Lapar tak? Sapa lapar angkat perut.. Hiahaha.. Mus lapar jugak ni.. Tetambah tengok gambar di atas nun.. Kek oren.. Sedapnya.. Haishhh.. Benaqnya Mus tak tahu apa rasa kek oren tuh pun.. Kek ni Cik Kiah, makcik rumah depan tempah dengan Mus.. Cik Kiah mai rumah Mus hari tuh minta potongkan jubah chiffon yang labuh tuh.. Masa Cik Kiah datang, Mus tengah bakar kek coklat 4 biji.. Cik Kiah datang di dapur jengah tengok apa yang Mus duk buat sorang-sorang kat belakang.. Hiksss.. Untuk pengetahuan semua, memang pot favourite Mus kat belakang.. Mus tak tengok tv punya orang.. Hiahhh.. Cik Kiah tengok kek ceklat, seronok katanya.. Mus kata ambillah sebiji bawak balik kalu nak.. Cik Kiah kata dia tak makan kek ceklat.. Haishhh.. Memang tak suka ceklat langsung.. Pas tuh Cik Kiah kata, buatkan dia kek oren sebijik besar-besar.. Cik Kiah nak makan puas-puas.. So, semalam Mus pun terjah beli bahan.. Telur 5 biji siap dah Cik Kiah bagi sebab dia seorang pembuat kuih ok.. So, banyak telur.. Mus kan tak pernah lagi bakar kek oren.. Hehe.. This is my first time.. Alhamdulillah.. Menjadi serta sedap! Huahhh.. Masuk bakul angkat sendiri.. Hiksss.. Mus pun tak tahu apa rasa kek ni.. Semalam pas makan malam terus bakar kek ni.. Lepas sejam masak, kasik sejuk skit terus suruh Abah Mus hantarkan.. Masih panas-panas berasap lagik ni.. Cik Kiah dah tak sabar-sabar makan.. Haha.. Terus potong makan.. Komplennya kata sedap! Walla.. Menari ronggeng.. Yah.. Yah.. Mak Mus duk bau-bau sedap katanya.. Zaman gawat ni, apa saja kerja menampung pendapatan semua Mus buat.. Tak banyak, sikit pun jadik la.. Habuan duit belanja makan time kerja.. Sesiapa yang dalam sektor kilang tahula peritnya.. Tak payah cerita, karang bergenang air mata lagi.. Tapi syukur, as long ada kerja dah besar rahmatnya.. Hehe.. Jom kawan-kawan.. Ambil bau kek oren Mus.. Hiksss.. Wanginyaaa..

Tag

What am I doing? Haha.. Preview sikit ler.. Mus nak tunjuk ni ha.. Tag untuk kenduri Mus nanti.. Sebelum buat semua ni, Mus ni jalan sana jalan sini kona sana kona sini dalam dunia siber cari tag untuk kenduri ni.. Tapi umang ai.. Giler.. Mahal juga kan? Bukan mahal juga tapi memang mahal.. Hehe.. Sekarang ni semua tentang duit.. Duit.. Dan duit.. Hiahhh.. So, bermula la keligatan otak berfikir.. Think! Think! I have to think! Please think! So, dapatla.. Tinggg! Mentol menyala-nyala.. Tanya sana tanya sini, macam mana nak design tag.. Mus ni design mesin, bukan design graphic.. So, a bit snail di situ.. Tanya memacam orang, memasing men-suggest-kan ayat yang tinggi nak paham.. Huhu.. So, kena suruh juga otak Mus berfikir.. Maka, hasilnya adalah seperti di atas.. Lompat tinggi-tinggi.. I know.. Tak glamer.. I know.. Tapi Mus suka.. Sebab seperti piawaian yang Mus nak.. Mus mula dengan download font lawa-lawa.. Then design bodo-bodo setera yang ada jer.. Ini jer yang Mus mampu.. Design dalam words jer.. Then, pergi rikki kat kedai uncle.. Kertas yang sederhana, tak terlalu tebal serta tak juga tertalu nipis.. Ok.. Jumpa.. RM0.20 sekeping.. Beli 5 keping dulu testing.. Pas tuh try print, walla.. Ok.. Outcome Mus suka.. Simple and nice.. So, beli tambah another 25 keping dan hari ini.. Zasss.. Print.. Siap! Cuma berbekalkan modal RM6.00 saja.. Walla.. Siap sudah tag Mus.. So, apa lagi kawan-kawan.. Mari kita menari ronggeng sebab berjaya mengatasi kesulitan serta menjimatkan wang.. RM6.00 ni Mus nak pi claim ngan Mr. Fedex.. Hiahhh.. Jangan maraaa aaaaa..

MsCraft Shoppe Updated!

Walla.. Mus tolong promosi pada Cik Kema ni.. Hiksss.. Bantu-membantu.. Jiran kan.. Kedai Cik Kema dah ada naik barang baru.. Maila kawan-kawan kita jalan-jalan cuci mata kat sana.. Tak beli pun takpa.. Saja jalan kat sana.. Jom! Jalan-jalan carik pasal.. Hiksss..

MsCraft Shoppe

Serbuk Cabai Kerepek

Hehe.. Pagi ni nak introduce bisnes kecil-kecilan Mak Mus.. Kawan-kawan suka kan makan kerepek ubi kayu yang dia gaul ngan sejenis serbuk cabai ke serbuk rempah ke apa tuh.. Tahu tak kerepek ubi kayu yang pesen tuh? Ha.. Ni la serbuk gaulannya.. Sesapa yang rajin buat kerepek, tak kirala kerepek apa pun boleh guna serbuk ni.. Sedap.. Kerepek ubi kayu ka, kerepek pisang ka, kerepek apa saja.. Boleh.. Mak Mus supply dekat peniaga kerepek kat rumah ni.. Depa selalu mai beli.. Jangan tanya Mus apa Mak Mus letak dalam tuh.. Sebab memang tak tahu, tak ambil port.. Hiksss.. Mus tukang seal saja, tak pernah layan dia buat pun.. Peniaga kerepek kat rumah Mus tuh dia jual kerepek besar-besaran so, salah satu kerepek ubi dia gunakan serbuk ni.. Mus takda contoh pulak tapi rasanya semua tahu kan serbuk ni.. Ni nak iklan plak.. Pas goreng kerepek, suam2 sket tuh, agak-agak tak cairla serbuk ni, lambung ngan kerepek, sedap.. Macam kat kedai tuh la.. Ni mai nak iklan sket lagi.. Hiksss.. Sesapa teringin nak buat kerepek serbuk cabai ni, maila order.. Sekilo RM7 saja.. Boleh pakai berkali-kali.. Maila kawan-kawan.. Ekekek.. Ayat tak leh tahan.. Tak mo ka kawan-kawan? Maila.. Muahahaha.. Larikkksss..

Foam

Morning dan salam kawan-kawan.. Hari semua pepakat cuti sempena Maulidur Rasul.. Mus juga yang efisen bekerja untuk ekonomi Malaysia.. Hehe.. Gilos.. Takla.. Company Mus kerja ni Singaporean.. Orang patut cuti, depa kerja.. Orang patut kerja, depa cuti.. Hiksss.. Sonsang ok dari orang.. Pepagi ni datang kerja kan.. Clear je jalan.. Aman! Punch 40 minit awal ok.. Efisennya.. Anak sapa la lani.. Hiksss..

Haishhh.. Mus ni selalu merapu melencong cerita bukan-bukan.. Hehe.. Ok.. Ok.. Mus nak tanya ni.. Sapa tahu di mana Mus boleh jumpa foam macam gambar kat atas.. Mus nak buat bunga dada.. Hiahhh.. Bunga dada tuh.. Eeeee.. Ayat Melayu tulen.. Hiksss.. Sapa tahu? Sapa tahu? Angkat keyboard please.. Sesapa please help me.. Mus nak beli yang saiz besar punya.. Sapa tahu kat mana ada? Yang kedai stationary Mus beli tuh habes dah.. Uwaaaaa.. Rasa nak teriak ok.. Me no idea.. Haishhh.. Helppppp!!!

Kerepek Ubi Kayu Pedas

Errr.. Apa sebenarnya nama kerepek ubi kayu yang sira ngan sambal cabai ni eh? Ish.. Nama betul dia tatau la.. Mus main hentam tulis jer ni.. Hiksss.. Benaqnya lama dah Mak Mus buat ni.. Minggu lepas kots.. Tapi kan, ada TERsikit membusykan diri.. Hiahhh.. Alasan! Ubi kayu ni cabut kat rumah jiran depan.. Selalu Mak Mus suka godek-godek kerepek ni dengan serbuk apa ntah tatau, nanti Mus promote.. Hiksss.. Tapi kali ni Mak cuba sira sambal.. Sedap! Hari-hari asyikla sangat makan kerepek ni tetiap petang balik kerja.. Makan boleh sampai kenyang.. Haha.. Melambak.. Pastuh mula la tak lalu dah nak makan nasi.. Makan kerepek je macam makan nasi.. Sungguh-sungguh pulun.. Pas tuh, ada orang tu yang kena bebel.. Hiksss.. Ala.. Dah biasa.. Penyedap telinga.. No hal.. Mak Mus ni kena tunggu angin rajin dia.. Mai tak rajin kalu, Mak buat bodo jer.. Lantak ngkau.. Hiahaha.. Mak, bila nak rajin lagi ni? Hiksss..

Which Baby Are You?

Muahaha.. Quick update for a while.. Nak convert 2D pi 3D japs.. Ce kawan-kawan check.. Kebetulan atau kebenaran? Nilai sendiri.. Hiksss..

Jan
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Feb
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Mar
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

Apr
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn.. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally.. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

Jun
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!!

Jul
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Aug
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Sept
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Oct
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty.. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all..

Nov
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Dec
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.

Calling Calling Kak Reen!

Attention!!!

Kak Reen..
Mus dapat semua sms Kak Reen..
Masalahnya, tiada kredit nak reply..
Untuk pengetahuan kawan-kawan yang sms, Mus wajib reply kalu kawan-kawan sms..
Tapi kalu diam tak berbalas, makna kata takda kredit.. Haha..
Teruk betul Mus ni..
Runner sana-sini, kedai top-up lupa nak singgah..
Sapa-sapa baik hati nak amal jariah kredit RM10 kat Mus?
Muahahaha.. Ada tak? Nak share RM5 ker?
Wakakak.. Larikkkkkksssss..